In 2003, I departed to university with this beast:
Then one day while doing who knows what at my desk, I dumped a bottle of Diet Coke on that sucker. Luckily it dried up, got all fixed, and lived a decent life when I wasn't yelling profanities at it for being huge and clunky and slow.
When I left for physio school, I decided to upgrade with my first Mac. The very stylish black Macbook that was just a little bit better than the white ones, but not quite as expensive as the Pros at that point.
Until 6 months later when my screen started acting up. I took it into Apple and they said to replace the hard drive (which I paid for since it was out of warranty by this point). It didn't work. I took it back in and then they told me that it was the logic board (again) and that it was due to water damage. Conceding defeat, I ended up with a Macbook Pro.
I loved my Pro and treated her well. She was just over 3 years old when I royally effed her up yesterday.
I had a bottle of acu disinfectant in my bag to take to work and my Mac.... I noticed halfway that my leg felt odd but didn't think anything of it until I got to work and tried to figure out why my leg was soaked. Took a sec and then.... oh noooooooo. The bottle had completely dumped in my bag which meant that my laptop (which was on) had been sitting in basically water for at least 5 minutes.
R.I.P. Pretty Macbook Pro. I love you.
On to the new 13" Retina Display Macbook Pro. There was a debate of which model I was going to get... but as soon as I saw this one I couldn't go back to the standard Pro.